After today's round of Russian-Roulette-with-paper, Followed wully and Lester to KAP, and ran into King Quek, NSM, Khooby, Steo and Fax. Literally *wince*
After some catching up, Steo convinced us that the right thing to do (what a REAL MAN would do) would be to follow him to Funan to buy Spore (da new "civilisation" game, which is kind of an understatement, as Steo puts it) sounds interesting - it's like you guide a creature and evolve it through billions of years (it's a reaally long game)
Halfway to City Hall, we realised it was raining. Heavily. And none of us had an umbrella.
So we spent 2 minutes contemplating what to do and seeing a couple of angmohs, a buddhist monk (complete with orange robes), a lot of other random people making short runs from City Hall to the bus stop.
And like everyone else, we decided to chiong across the 4-lane road complete with lunch hour traffic in the middle of a heavy rain.
-3 minutes and one mad dash later-
Steo: Sorry, do you have Spore?
Shopkeeper: Ya. *gives him the CD* *notices our not-so-dry uniform* Raining?
Steo: Ya.
Shopkeeper: Heavily?
Steo: Ya.
Shopkeeper: *turns to friend* Walan eh.
Refreshing ^^
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Amazing what emails people can get. I've been deleting all the junk mail off my mail, but recently some of their offers seem legitimate. So being too kind to delete them, I've decided to nicely reply to them.
Are you ready to buy your medzz at cheapest priceson market
Nozzz.
Buy online at our low cost offshore pharma
Offshore... as in, Pedra Branca?
pills for boys and girls
Yay estacy. Precisely what I wanted.
Pain relief is here
So is Panadol.
Make your pants dragon huge and rock hard
Wouldn't that make them hard to walk in?
Become a s(e'x)ual marathon champion with our offer
I'm no long distance runner, however.
She will laugh at your small stick anymore
Precisely what anybody needs sia.
Put her in trembling fire of pleasure.
Buy. A. Lighter.
Think You Know Much About "Intimacy"?
Liks and Fax do.
Confirm your doctor's recipe.
Eye of newt, tongue of rat.
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Right at about this time, Steo's probably looking at a computer-generated creature with rippling biceps and a lethal amount of testosterone in its veins. And probably thinking "this still doesn't do Tee Yoon Xiang justice."
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