Banana

Ruminations on a straight banana I found.

Various people to Steo and me: Why are you holding that banana like that!
[It's up to your imagination, people.]

Steo: My proposal is like this straight banana. It stands up to inspection.

Matt: This banana is on the straight and narrow. And yellow.

Me: *holds banana in a gunlike manner* Pewpewpew.
Cai: Are you a Western gunslinger?
Me: ... No, I'm Arabic.
Cai: What, you rub the banana and a genie comes out?

[Neither Cai or me are Western nor Arabic, no offense meant.]

Steo: *slams banana down in front of the Backpacker* Straight banana is straight! *walks off*
The Backpacker: *stares intently at banana*

Steo: *attacks The Backpacker with the straight banana, with the intent of forcing it down the back of his shirt*
The Backpacker: [Note, this is a manly man.] *cowers and runs away with Steo in hot pursuit*
Cai: Big Strong Russian Guy afraid of Another Russian Guy's Banana.

Steo: *slams banana onto Cai's tie, which is yellow* This banana matches your tie.
*pause*
Steo: You should put it into your pants.

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It's an innocent banana, people, what do you think?