10 Signs that you have too much Free Time

10 Signs that you have too much Free Time

1. You have memorised every single possible permutation of every movement of every single possible playable character in DoTA.

2. The cleaning auntie at the cinema you frequent knows you by name.

3. You can recite the most recent blogpost of your friends. All the recent twenty rants. To the letter.

4. You have watched each video posted on YouTube. Including all the porn.

5. You have tried to cut and dye your hair in twenty three different ways, including the mohawk, bald, NS-man, a traffic light, and a black forest.

6. You squish toilet rolls into soap dispensers to find out which is the most absorbant.

7. You have calculated the maximum amount of TicTacs your mouth can hold.

8. You are in the process of designing an environmentally-friendly nuclear bomb.

9. You try to buy a samurai sword from Pizza Hut, and ask for free delivery.

10. You read this list and wonder at how much it takes for you to be classified as terminally bored.