Literal

If I haven't been updating regularly, it's just because I have not taught of anything witty, funny, or remotely stupid to say.

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(Translated directly and literally from a Chinese SMS)
One day, an evil demon captured a princess. The princess was continually screaming...

Evil demon: Scream your lungs out! No one will save you!
Princess: Your lungs out! Your lungs out!
No one: Princess! I'm here to save you!

Evil demon: Whaa? When you call Cao Cao, Cao Cao will come!
Cao Cao: Did you call me?

Evil demon: AAA! Ghost!
Ghost: Damn, discovered!
Damn: Nonsense! Who discovered me?
Who: Did I?

Evil demon: WTF la!
WTF: Who called?
Who: No one called you!
No one: I didn't!

The evil demon's mind quickly shattered...
(A cold wind blows across the land...)

[Many thanks to Steo, who brought up this memory with his hypothetical, only-slightly-bizzare conversation with his family members from the land of GA (pronounced 'gah').

Click here to see Steo's hypothetical, only-slightly-bizzare conversation with his family members from the land of GA (pronounced 'gah').
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I still don't have anything witty, funny, or remotely stupid to say. Not yet.
But tag. ^^