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Well that went well. =D

There's a first for everything.

And knowing the taggers here, someone will probably misinterpret it.
Self-fulfilling statement perhaps?

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Eating and drinking are natural habits to all. You don't need to be told to eat (unless you're anorexic), and if you don't eat, you'd starve, hallucinate, try to turn cannibalistic, and then die.

So it is to no surprise that people, perhaps, love to eat. Many have a love-hate relationship with eating; they like food, but not what it does to their body. These same many are conditioned by society to think that in order to look nice, one must abide by strict opinions set out by society.

Yet others, love food as tools. They share jokes over ice cream, meaningful glances over Japanese takeaway, and propose over a romantic candlelight dinner.



Speaking of that, there was once this guy who splattered his friend in the face with a cream pie. It was all fun and games until the friend realised he couldn't breathe through cream, and subsequently asphyxiated, and died. His friend had to get his other friends to drag him out, dig him a grave, and lower him into it, and cover it with nice fresh peat, and come visit every month or so.

They found it rather irritating and inconvenient to distrupt their own activities for such.

So.

For the convenience of all passengers, eating or drinking is not allowed in the stations or trains.