Block

Is your child (or sibling) blogging too often?
Want revenge on a hated blogger?
Or just for a practical joke?

Introducing...

"Bloggers' Block"!

Block that creative writing!
Plug that mindless ranting!
Tie up those typing fingers and throw them away!

For the makers of "Bloggers' Twine for Twits" and "Flaming for Dummies",

New and improved "Bloggers' Block"!

Available at all leading supermarkets and mama shops.
2 for $2.99. While stocks last. Batteries not included.