Minefield

WL has this song so irritating that it lowers people's (especially SH's) concentration during Bridge games by up to 60%, causes half-hearted protests at its very playing, and my mother to tell me to turn it off just 40 seconds into the song.

So what's me to do?

Bluetooth it from him, of course.

Now I can listen to it everyday, and hear the lead vocal scream into my ear.

jack'al would probably kill me for the song's poor quality.

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Received an sms today from an unknown phone number wishing a Merry Christmas and signing off with a familiar pseudonym I remember seeing on someone's blog. I sent back an sms wish anyway.

After a couple of back and forth smses, I found out it was jacq, from skhoo's blog. Wow, it's a small world. *commence irritating background music - It's a small world after orrr-rrhl*

Hi, jacq!

By the way, you shouldn't greet people like jacq or jack'al in this manner on a plane. You are liable to get tackled to the ground by two large officers and detained for the night, in the holding room next to the guy who commented on how he spent "a bomb".

Which leaves the question of how she got my number in the first place. oO Apparently we've met before.

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Q: What goes "cluck cluck BOOM"?
A: A chicken in a minefield.

Q: What goes "stomp stomp stomp BOOM"?
A: An elephant in a minefield.

Q: What goes "bonk - hm? - BOOM"?
A: An apple hitting Issac Newton in a minefield.
(Thanks Sis, you think of the most coherent jokes.)

Q: What goes "intensive maths lecture BOOM"?
A: The poor brains of students.

Q: What goes "heh heh - poom - AAGH"?
A: Kahhow and Ggoh.

Q: What goes "pat pat pat (fades out)"?
A: The sound of this blog's taggers walking away.