Joke

A long time ago I told someone a joke. Didn't think he had much of a sense of humour, didn't really show it - although back then I was crazy enough to tell jokes to whoever bothered to listen.

Doctor: You need glasses.
Patient: How did you know?
Doctor: You entered through the window.

His response was first of silence, then pointing to the grilled window and telling me it was impossible. "How do you come in through a window?" I remember vaguely telling him that it was just a joke and was meant to be funny.

Roughly a decade later, I realised that I still don't understand the joke.
How time flies.
He was way ahead of me.

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I guess it's come to the point where my normal pseudonyms are inadequate.

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Promised a short fiction piece to torture all of you with - I've actually got it planned out already. Will post it within the next week and hence fulfill my promise made who-knows-when. But honestly though, it will be fun writing this =D

And on that same note - I am now afraid to lend my computer to people.

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Must affix everything to everything!
Staple guns: because tape just doesn't make that satisfying KACHUNK sound.

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I know you're reading this! And just for that, here's the next instalment of "Songs With Words Censored Out For The Exercise Of Your Imagination". I don't profess to know so many songs but yeah, here goes.

Romeo take me somewhere we can [ --- ] alone
I'll be waiting all there's left to do is [ --- ]
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story baby just [ --- ] yes...

Apologies to Taylor Swift (Love Story)